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Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Optical Illusions (Faces!)
From Ale! :)
Monday, November 13, 2006
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Top 50 Physics Pick-Up Lines
http://www.physics.bc.edu/sps/pickup.html
1. Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
2. What's your resonance frequency?
3. Your lab bench, or mine?
4. Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
5. Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
6. Wanna couple our equations tonight?
7. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
8. Might I integrate your curves tonight?
9. I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
10. Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
11. Einstein had great hair, didn't he? I just love your hair.
12. I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
13. I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
14. What's that great perfume? Vacuum grease?
15. I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.
16. A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.
17. You're more special than relativity.
18. Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I'll leave.
19. Top quark or bottom quark?
20. Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?
21. That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
22. Yes I do like to move fast. My style is like a 10 GeV accelerator. Do you like my style?
23. I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
24. I have e=nhf tattooed somewhere else. Wanna see?
25. Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
26. Most women are so complex. They're always like"i! i! i!" But you- you're just so real.
27. Let's exchange fermions!
28. Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!!!
29. I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
30. Can I have your significant digits?
31. Hey baby, what's your sine?
32. Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
33. Wanna expand my polynomial?
34. Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. No, it's alright, I'll just go over there.
35. You and Me = Grand Unification
36. I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?
37. My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?
38. I'll make you dinner. I'll make you breakfast. But in between, we'll have to have some dessert. And I'm a physics major.
39. How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.
40. Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.
41. Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.
42. My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino. Bitch.
43. I could get you Roahn Winer's autograph.
44. How do you feel about group experiments?
45. I got a pocket full of radium and my homeboys do too.
46. Would a loser be able to recite pi out to 50 decimal places? Huh? Would he? Oh, okay. I'll leave.
47. In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
48. I swear I'm not a physics major.
49. Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
50. You make me want to be a better physicist.
1. Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
2. What's your resonance frequency?
3. Your lab bench, or mine?
4. Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
5. Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
6. Wanna couple our equations tonight?
7. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
8. Might I integrate your curves tonight?
9. I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
10. Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
11. Einstein had great hair, didn't he? I just love your hair.
12. I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
13. I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
14. What's that great perfume? Vacuum grease?
15. I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.
16. A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.
17. You're more special than relativity.
18. Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I'll leave.
19. Top quark or bottom quark?
20. Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?
21. That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
22. Yes I do like to move fast. My style is like a 10 GeV accelerator. Do you like my style?
23. I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
24. I have e=nhf tattooed somewhere else. Wanna see?
25. Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
26. Most women are so complex. They're always like"i! i! i!" But you- you're just so real.
27. Let's exchange fermions!
28. Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!!!
29. I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
30. Can I have your significant digits?
31. Hey baby, what's your sine?
32. Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
33. Wanna expand my polynomial?
34. Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. No, it's alright, I'll just go over there.
35. You and Me = Grand Unification
36. I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?
37. My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?
38. I'll make you dinner. I'll make you breakfast. But in between, we'll have to have some dessert. And I'm a physics major.
39. How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.
40. Your smile is warmer than hydrogen plasma.
41. Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.
42. My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino. Bitch.
43. I could get you Roahn Winer's autograph.
44. How do you feel about group experiments?
45. I got a pocket full of radium and my homeboys do too.
46. Would a loser be able to recite pi out to 50 decimal places? Huh? Would he? Oh, okay. I'll leave.
47. In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
48. I swear I'm not a physics major.
49. Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
50. You make me want to be a better physicist.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
WiiTrip.Com
From my friend's Wii blog: http://www.wiitrip.com
What did the hot dogs say to each other on October 31st?
Happy HalloWEENIE! :oD
What did the hot dogs say to each other on October 31st?
Happy HalloWEENIE! :oD
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Halloween: Sexy Girls Costume Warehouse
Sexy Girls Costume Warehouse
Video from FA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFp_aUwjV2Y
...Sexy witch. Sexy devil. Sexy cat. Sexy Abe Lincoln.
...Sexy 1900s steel conglomerate tycoon.
...and frog.
Some Cheap Halloween Costume Ideas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BblP0IH4sm8
Video from FA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFp_aUwjV2Y
...Sexy witch. Sexy devil. Sexy cat. Sexy Abe Lincoln.
...Sexy 1900s steel conglomerate tycoon.
...and frog.
Some Cheap Halloween Costume Ideas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BblP0IH4sm8
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
White and Nerdy
This morning, I woke up to "White and Nerdy" on the radio.
Weird Al: "White and Nerdy" -- it's parody of "Ridin' Dirty".
If you haven't seen it already, here's the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
(or, for the video and the lyrics: http://www.lyricspy.com/165588/Weird_Al_Yankovic_lyrics/White_&_Nerdy_lyrics.html)
Downloadable Here: http://odeo.com/audio/1863714/view
(AND it was on the TOP FIVE on Mix 106.5 tonight. :-D)
(MIT!) and PING PONG! and PI! :)
...Er... and I'd thought that the equation in the background stemmed from the photoelectric effect. Hydrogen electrons. BUT... Shimon pointed out that it's actually from Schroedinger. Woohoo! :)
Rock On.
\m/ (><) \m/
(from stefan :))
Weird Al: "White and Nerdy" -- it's parody of "Ridin' Dirty".
If you haven't seen it already, here's the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
(or, for the video and the lyrics: http://www.lyricspy.com/165588/Weird_Al_Yankovic_lyrics/White_&_Nerdy_lyrics.html)
Downloadable Here: http://odeo.com/audio/1863714/view
(AND it was on the TOP FIVE on Mix 106.5 tonight. :-D)
(MIT!) and PING PONG! and PI! :)
...Er... and I'd thought that the equation in the background stemmed from the photoelectric effect. Hydrogen electrons. BUT... Shimon pointed out that it's actually from Schroedinger. Woohoo! :)
Rock On.
\m/ (><) \m/
(from stefan :))
Saturday, October 07, 2006
Friday, October 06, 2006
Doonesbury + MIT
According to Doonesbury, the best ideas come in the shower: 
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/db/1996/db961112.gif
This Doonesbury + MIT linkage might've been mentioned before, but here's a list of stuff+:
1. Due to voracious hacking, Alex Doonesbury is at MIT.
http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2006/doonesbury.html
The hack even made the wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doonesbury
2. Also, Kim (Alex's stepmom) also went to MIT. (She's hawtt and smartt.)
http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/faqs/index.html
http://doonesbury.com/strip/kim3.html
http://doonesbury.com/strip/later.html
3. To find today's comic:
http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.html
4. The most recent MIT series starts from here:
Media Studies! And the HASS lottery!
http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.html?uc_full_date=20060925
And hacks:
http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.html?uc_full_date=20061004
OHMIG and the STATA CENTER: http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.html?uc_full_date=20061005
5. And... something completely different: "The Net is only as strong as ...The Geekest Link!" http://www.joereiss.net/geek/
MIT pride! :)
http://picayune.uclick.com/comics/db/1996/db961112.gif
This Doonesbury + MIT linkage might've been mentioned before, but here's a list of stuff+:
1. Due to voracious hacking, Alex Doonesbury is at MIT.
http://web.mit.edu/newsoffice/2006/doonesbury.html
The hack even made the wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doonesbury
2. Also, Kim (Alex's stepmom) also went to MIT. (She's hawtt and smartt.)
http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/faqs/index.html
http://doonesbury.com/strip/kim3.html
http://doonesbury.com/strip/later.html
3. To find today's comic:
http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.html
4. The most recent MIT series starts from here:
Media Studies! And the HASS lottery!
http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.html?uc_full_date=20060925
And hacks:
http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.html?uc_full_date=20061004
OHMIG and the STATA CENTER: http://www.doonesbury.com/strip/dailydose/index.html?uc_full_date=20061005
5. And... something completely different: "The Net is only as strong as ...The Geekest Link!" http://www.joereiss.net/geek/
MIT pride! :)
Monday, September 25, 2006
Girl Archer
Girl Archer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwXYppKuWw
(From Fort Awesome list.)
Also, apparently:
Beer = เบิยรคิ = ビール = 酒
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwXYppKuWw
(From Fort Awesome list.)
Also, apparently:
Beer = เบิยรคิ = ビール = 酒
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Fluid Dancing: David Elsewhere
Ohmig... Thanks to Juny for showing me this guy:
The Famous VW Golf Commerical:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hur1qMsiyw
(W/ Gene Kelley edited in, probably via blue screen.)
Kollaboration 2001:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJBgpZT6Pgc
(He's the white guy, I think. Does he have any joints?)
Elsewhere Remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsyjNTFv6x0&NR
(With Kollaboration 2001, 2004, and a few commercials.)
David Elsewhere: B-roll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wr8WJS4smI&NR
(I like the white socks and the velociraptor/chicken walk.)
Pepsi Samba Commercial
http://teens.ninemsn.com.au/mediapopup.aspx?MediaID=17326
(Nifty idea. Way to go, Pepsi!)
OyeMag Interview
http://www.oyemag.com/elsewhere.html
(With video clip.)
=
A website w/ lots of dancing:
http://www.detoursvideo.com/
And specifically Elsewhere:
http://www.detoursvideo.com/Elsewhere.htm
The Famous VW Golf Commerical:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hur1qMsiyw
(W/ Gene Kelley edited in, probably via blue screen.)
Kollaboration 2001:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJBgpZT6Pgc
(He's the white guy, I think. Does he have any joints?)
Elsewhere Remix:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsyjNTFv6x0&NR
(With Kollaboration 2001, 2004, and a few commercials.)
David Elsewhere: B-roll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wr8WJS4smI&NR
(I like the white socks and the velociraptor/chicken walk.)
Pepsi Samba Commercial
http://teens.ninemsn.com.au/mediapopup.aspx?MediaID=17326
(Nifty idea. Way to go, Pepsi!)
OyeMag Interview
http://www.oyemag.com/elsewhere.html
(With video clip.)
=
A website w/ lots of dancing:
http://www.detoursvideo.com/
And specifically Elsewhere:
http://www.detoursvideo.com/Elsewhere.htm
Thursday, August 10, 2006
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